Country-ish Episodes

Ep. 79 – Red Squirrel, Mukbang-ing, Residual Checks and Bear Attacks!

In this week’s episode Jon and Marcus Stamos talk about the latest BEST TRENDS, including #HelptheBear where a young woman fights off a bear that’s about to take one of her dogs.  There’s a round of “How Much is that Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” where a listener gets to win Jon’s money!  Jon shares a MUKBANG video he did with his Mom’osa where they eat at a Japanese restaurant.  Comedian RED SQUIRREL joins Jon on Zoom to talk about her comedy beginnings and being a former teacher.  And finally Jon and Marcus exchange gifts from a local Goodwill in GOODWILL HUNTING.  This episode is so good it will make you want to punch a bear!  

Ep. 78 – Cowboy Kent Rollins, the Tour of Destruction, and Chicken Brains!

In this week’s episode Jon & Sebastian want to know what’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever eaten?  In “Best Trends” they celebrate #NationalWineDay with some sweet muscadine red wine from Mount Airy North Carolina. Also it’s #TowelDay? What’s that? After that, they show a video of their night at the Hickory Motor Speedway watching the Tour of Destruction. Then it’s time for listeners to WIN Jon’s money as they play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?”  Next up, it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who?” as Cowboy Kent Rollins joins the show to talk about his amazing open-fire recipes, his favorite thing to cook and his least favorite ingredient. And finally in “Small Town News” Australia’s oldest living man says the secret to his long life is eating chicken brains!  This show is devastatingly delicious.

Ep. 77 – Zach Selwyn, Austin Translation, Dirty Grass Soul & Flying Cats!

In this episode Jon & Stamos get together and talk about Jon’s new “pull patch” hat and Intern Isaiah’s graduation party. Then it’s time for “Best Trends”, brought to you by Hendrick Honda Cars of Hickory, as actor Charles Grodin, star of ‘Beethoven’ and ‘Heartbreak Kid,’ died at age 86. Next up it’s time for listeners to win money in another edition of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” After that, Jon heads over to Wayneo’s (The Silver Bullet!) to introduce the band DIRTY GRASS SOUL performing their song “As the Story Goes”. Then it’s time for “Who’s Zoomin Who?” as comedian/actor/author ZACH SELWYN joins the show to talk about his new book “Austin Translation”. Then in “Small Town News” a black cat leaps from the 5th floor of a burning building… and struts off like a boss. And finally in “Goodwill Hunting” Jon and Marc unbox gifts they bought each other for $5 or less at a Goodwill.

Ep. 76 – Chris Porter, Prego, Vegemite, Residual Checks & Emotional Support Pigs!

In this episode Jon & Sebastian get together and talk about their Mother’s Day weekends. Jon and his brother took their Mom’osa to the Cracker Barrel and when she ordered a Mimosa they asked to see her ID! Then in “Best Trends”, Prego spaghetti sauce is trending after someone makes a lifehack video on how to make spaghetti for a large crowd on a counter top. Then it’s time to play “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” as Jon takes listeners’ phone calls to guess the amount of one of his acting residual checks.  After that it’s time for “Who’s Zoomin Who?” as comedian Chris Porter joins the show to talk about his disdain for pickles and all things dill. Next up, comedian Dan Green from the “G’Daay from LA” show zooms in to talk about his segment  “Are You My Vege-mate” as the Country-ish crew tries Vegemite for the first time!  And finally in “Small Town

Ep. 75 – Ron Funches, May the 4th & 5th Be With You, and Escape from a Nursing Home!

In this episode Jon & Stamos get together on May the 4th and talk about the hashtag #MayThe4thBeWithYou. Is it really about Star Wars or is it making fun of lisps? Then they celebrate Cinco De Mayo and talk to friend Troy McKay who almost became the new Hemi Guy.  Then it’s time to play “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” as Jon takes listeners’ phone calls to guess the amount of one of his acting residual checks.  After that, it’s “MEME ME / Caption This” as Jon reads your comments about a MEME of Clyde the orangutan wearing Jon’s ginger beard mask. Then it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who” where comedian Ron Funches joins the show to talk about his role in the new film GOLDEN ARM and his love of wrestling. After that it’s “Small Town News” where an elderly couple, both with dementia, used morse code to break out of a Tennessee assisted living facility. And finally it’s “Goodwill

Ep. 74 – Joe Rogan, Babe Ruth, Preacher Lawson & VHS Felons!

In this episode Jon & Sebastian talk about the movie “Nobody” starring Bob Odenkirk on Amazon Prime. Then they play “Meme Me (or Caption This)” with some photos of a White Pontiac Firebird convertible that crashed through a display window at the adult store “Night Secrets” in Hickory. Next it’s time for “Best Trends” as the boys talk about JOE ROGAN getting criticism after comments he made about young people getting the COVID-19 vaccine. Also, it’s BABE RUTH Day so we briefly celebrate the great one. After that it’s time for “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” as callers try to guess the amount of one episode of EASTBOUND AND DOWN on HBO. Then it’s time for “Who’s Zoomin Who” as comedian PREACHER LAWSON joins the show from the parking lot at a Chipotle. And finally in “Small Town News” a Texas woman faces felony charges for not returning a VHS tape from over 20 years ago. This episode knocks

Ep. 73 – Thompson Square, ASMR, 420 Day, Mukbang-ing, and Dog Beer!

In this episode Jon & Stamos get together and talk about National 420 Day and ASMR (aka whisper porn) while making some of their own ASMR sounds. Then it’s time for another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” as callers try to guess the amount of one episode of EASTBOUND AND DOWN on HBO. After that, Jon and his Mom eat BBQ in the car in a new episode of “Mukbang-ing with Mom’osa”. Next up, It’s “Who’s Zooming Who” as country music duo Thompson Square join the show to talk life during the pandemic, new music, and standup careers. And in “Small Town News” Busch beer offers $20,000 for a canine ‘Chief Tasting Officer’ to sample a new brew specifically for dogs. And finally in “Goodwill Hunting”  Jon and Marc ‘unbox’ gifts they bought each other from a Goodwill. This episode is finger licking good and might give you a contact high.

Ep. 72 – Ginger Billy, Johnson & Johnson & Missing Lottery Tickets!

In this episode Jon and Sebastian get together and talk about working with John Schneider on one of his movie sets and how one of Jon’s T-shirts was found and auctioned off at a Goodwill. In “Best Trends” they talk about the pause in the use of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine out of an abundance of caution. Then it’s time for another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” as callers try to guess the amount of one episode of EASTBOUND AND DOWN on HBO. Next up it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who” as Ginger Billy joins the show to talk about becoming a social media star. And finally in “Small Town News” Jon and Sebastian go down a rabbit hole when they talk about a Tennessee man who finds his lost $1 million lottery ticket in a parking lot, but is he the same guy who was pardoned by Donald Trump for war crimes? This episode

Ep. 71 – Jon Joins the BTS Army, Comedian Tim Gaither, and Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

Comedian/Actor Jon Reep and Marcus Stamos talk about Jon’s recent trip to SC and an encounter with some very angry geese.  In “Best Trends” we learn about the BTS Army with Jon and Marcus making their own BTS “selfies” and then discuss “Kong vs. Godzilla”.  Plus, Jon debuts the music video for his bluegrass version of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy!”.  Jon then welcomes comedian Tim Gaither to chat over Zoom about Tim’s early days in comedy and his promising wrestling career.  In “Small Town News” a deer comes flying into the windshield of a school bus while never waking up the student in the seat where he lands.  And in “Goodwill Hunting”, Jon gives Marcus a gift to help clean his nasty microwave.  This episode will have you humming “Don’t Worry, Be Happy!”

Ep. 70 – Easter Games, “Satan Shoes”, and Comedian Aaron Weber

In this episode Sebastian and Jon want to know how many Marshmallow Peeps Intern Isiah can stuff in his mouth, Jon’s mom calls in with story about his dad and rabbit poop, and in “Best Trends” they discuss Lil Nas X and his release of “Satan Shoes”. After that they open the phone lines and play “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?”, with this week’s check coming from HBO’s Eastbound and Down. Next it’s “Who’s Zooming Who” as comedian Aaron Weber joins the show to talk about his new comedy special. Then, in “Small Town News”, a Georgia man receives his final paycheck of $915 in pennies covered in oil along with a note thats says “F**k You”. And finally the whole gang plays some Easter Trivia where the loser has to smash an egg on their head. This episode will leave you with egg on your face!

Ep. 69 – Mukbanging with Chelcie Lynn and Shrimp Tails in the Cereal!

Jon and Marcus Stamos talk about the latest trends, including National Puppy Day, National AG Day, and the guy who found shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.  The phone lines open and it’s time for another round of “How Much is that Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?”  Then, they welcome Chelcie Lynn (a.k.a “Trailer Trash Tammy”) to the show to talk about her YouTube success and mukbanging.  Then, Jon figures “Hell, I could do that…” so he and his Mimosa (Mom) try out the mukbanging thing themselves with a trip to Bojangles.  And finally, there’s some birthday wishes for Jon in a special “Goodwill Hunting”.

Ep. 68 – Jamie Kennedy, St. Patrick’s Day, Residual Checks & Dank Gummies

In this episode the whole gang is here to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day! Jon, Sebastian, and Stamos get together and play the Secret Word Drinking Game and chug a couple of Irish Car Bombs. Then they talk about what’s trending, including Bill Burr at the Grammys and the WWE celebrating Stone Cold Steve Austin Week. Then they take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Next up, it’s time for “Who’s Zoomin’ Who?” as comedian/actor Jamie Kennedy joins the show to talk about his new movie “Last Call”. And finally, in “Small Town News” a Florida man pulls out his “Dank Gummies” and “Medicated Nerds Rope” when police simply ask for his ID. This show is like a dank lucky charm dipped in Jameson!

Ep. 67 – Wynonna Judd, The Naked Cowboy, Cocaine Bears & Misogynist Burger Kings!

In this episode Jon & Stamos talk about the “Best Trends” on Twitter, including how Burger King in the UK is saying “women belong in the kitchen”, the Cocaine Bear, and and 82-year-old birthday for Betty.  Then, in “Small Town News”, New York City Performer ‘The Naked Cowboy’ gets arrested in Florida for panhandling and he zooms into the show talk about it. Up next it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who” as Wynona Judd joins the show to talk about her new music, life as a farmer and her new line of CBD oil. And finally it’s time for another edition of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” where Jon & Stamos take listener phone calls as they try to guess the amount of the check for one episode of HBO’s “Eastbound & Down”. This episode will have you singing “Why Not Me?” in your underwear!

Ep. 66 – Don Most (aka Ralph Malph), Dr. Seuss & Illegal Bologna

In this episode Sebastian & Jon talk about recent gigs in Memphis & Fort Worth and the number one trending topic on Twitter: Dr. Seuss books no longer being published. Then they open the phone lines and take calls in another installment of ”How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Next it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who”, as Donny Most (aka Ralph Malph) joins the show to talk about his time on “Happy Days”, his music, his appearance on “Family Guy”, and ginger problems. And finally it’s time for “Small Town News” where a man gets busted trying to smuggle 194 pounds of Mexican bologna into the United States. This episode will give you a happy chub.

Ep. 65 – Bill Engvall, Drive-Thru Alligators, and Who Wants to Date Intern Isaiah?

Jon and Marcus Stamos talk about their recent trip to a cabin in Bryson City, Tiger Woods’ car crash, and the Netflix show “Country Comfort”.  Then, Jon sets up a new dating game featuring our very own Intern Isaiah.  Who wants to go on an all-expense paid date with this lovely young man?  Comedian Bill Engvall joins the show to talk about his life as a stand-up comedian and how he came up with his most famous bit.  Then it’s time for “Small Town News”, where Jon shares the story of a guy that threw an alligator into a Wendy’s drive-thru window.  And finally, it’s “Goodwill Hunting” where Jon and Marcus exchange gifts they got each other at the local Goodwill.  Love is in the air in this latest episode!

Ep. 64 – William Lee Martin, Snow Horror Stories & The Wedding Ring Thief!

In this episode Jon and Sebastian get together and talk about a lady who puked at Jon’s show in Columbus and the recent Snowpocalypse going on in the South. Comedian Brent Blakeney zooms in to talk about his road trip in the freezing rain and sleet and Jon shares stories about his childhood snowball fights and making a snow penis and snow toilet. Then in “Who’s Zooming Who”, as comedian William Lee Martin joins the show from frozen Fort Worth, Texas to talk about his comedy career and charity. And finally in “Small Town News” a Florida man stole an engagement ring and wedding band from one girlfriend and used them to propose to another girlfriend. This episode is colder than a polar bear’s toenail!

Ep. 63 – Nick Thune, Super Bowl Streakers, Childhood Memes & Cat Filters

In this episode Jon & Stamos talk about Super Bowl LV, including Tom Brady, the “non-streaker”, some of the commercials and the half-time show. Then it’s time for the “Meme Me / Caption This” contest where listeners and viewers were given the change to make a meme off of one of Jon’s childhood photos.  Who left the best comment on an old picture of Jon in the back of the truck? Next up it’s “Who’s Zooming Who” as comedian/actor Nick Thune joins the show to talk about his new movie “The Right One”. After that in “Small Town News” a lawyer gets stuck in “Cat Filter Mode” during a Zoom trial meeting. And finally watch Jon and Marc unbox gifts they bought each other from a local Goodwill for the “Goodwill Hunting” segment. This episode is meow the GOAT in podcasting.

Ep. 62 – John Schneider, Groundhogs, Screech, Jane the Virgin & Grizzly Bears

In this episode Jon & Sebastian get together and talk about Groundhog Day, the sudden passing of Dustin Diamond, and Jon’s horrible experience trying to get to Omaha. Then they open the phone lines and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” The residual check this week is from Jon’s time on the show “Jane the Virgin”. Who won the check? After that it’s time for “Who’s Zoomin Who” as JOHN SCHNEIDER joins the show to talk about his latest movie “Stand On It”, his new music and his CBoD oil. And finally it’s time for “Small Town News” as a Grizzly bear chased a skier down a mountain while one horrified onlooker captured the video from a ski lift. This episode is just a little bit more than the law will allow!

Ep. 61 – Donnie Baker, Naked Fugitives and $902.30 checks!

In this episode Jon & Stamos talk about Marc’s new glasses… are they real or just for looks? Then why is Budweiser not running an ad in the Super Bowl?  Who are the boys rooting for in the Super Bowl… the Bucs or the Chiefs?  After that they take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” How big a check did Jon give away for his appearance in one episode of “One Mississippi?” Next it’s time for “Who’s Zoomin Who” as comedian Donnie Baker joins the show to discuss his origin story. Then in “Small Town News” a naked fugitive was rescued from a crocodile-infested mangrove by two fishermen. And finally it’s “Goodwill Hunting” when the boys unbox some cheap $5 gifts from a Goodwill. This episode is the most expensive one so far!

Ep. 60 – Doug Benson, Exploding Vagina Candles & Extremely Honest Chinese Menus

In this episode Sebastian and Jon get together and talk about recent shows at the Liberty Township Funny Bone where we learned Sebastian has a huge fan. Are you team Sebastian or Team Stamos?  Jon talks about eating tacos for three days straight. Ever eat a kangaroo taco? Then news about Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ Candle Exploding in a woman’s living room. Then they take listener phone calls and play another round of “How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?” Next up it’s “Who’s Zoomin Who” as comedian Doug Benson joins the show to talk about sweating on stage.  And finally in “Small Town News” a Chinese restaurant goes viral for an ‘extremely honest’ menu and Jon calls a local Chinese restaurant to get schooled in spicy Sha Cha Chicken. This episode is 100 percent THAT good!